Getting Buzz (Jennifer Aniston Naked!!)

postedPosted in Blogging, Cyberspace, Media Matters, Pop Art, Stuff, Tech Bytes on December 12th, 2008 by glennm

No, this is not really an E! or Inquirer celebrity story. Although I certainly do think Jen’s cute and wonder why it took 39 years to see a naked photo, this post is about how headlines create buzz and traffic, especially online.

GQ Magazine

GQ Magazine

See, when one notices something like this — Jennifer Aniston Not Nervous to Get Naked [E! Online] — is just when the Google-stats go crazy. Admit it. Now I could add links to how to guides or the impressive statistics on searches for “Jennifer Aniston,” but I won’t bother.  You didn’t read this post because you are a student of online traffic science. You read it for the prurient thrill created by putting “Jennifer Aniston” and “naked” in the same sentence.  Naughty, but fun.

No one ever said the Internet is only about public policy and high-minded ideas. In fact, most of the ‘Net is about trash and the mundane. So I don’t blame you at all for stopping by to voyeur the former Friends queen. Now just don’t tell your mom/wife/husband!

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Not Again

postedPosted in Boob Tube, Pop Art, Stuff, Wonder Wonder on April 28th, 2005 by glennm

I gotta tell you, this is getting frustrating. Every time I find a new, pretty young actress to fantasize about, she goes off and hooks up with some buff hollywood hunk. I mean, first it’s Jennifer Garner getting engaged to Ben Affleck, now it’s Katie Holmes shagging Tom Cruise. Tom Cruise Dating Actress Katie Holmes [ABC News.com].

There they are in Rome, holding hands. Too cute. Well, if I were a woman, I definitely would not throw Tom out of my bed. But Katie, you really shouldn’t piss on the dreams of all your secret admirers!

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Star Morals

postedPosted in Boob Tube, Pop Art on March 4th, 2005 by glennm

sheen.jpgI’m sorry, this is even more evidence of Charlie Sheen’s craziness and Hollywood’s warped morality. Hollywood Star Sheen to Divorce [ITV.com]. First, you don’t divorce a former-model wife who looks like Denise Richards. Second, you certainly don’t walk away when your wife is six-months pregnant. If you make the babies, men, you have a responsibility to them and their mother, especially when the mother is a babe.

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